I don’t know why but I can never understand these things (in a relationship):
- Giving (or maybe trying so hard (?)) to give one of those loveydoveyOMGwearesofuckingcute nicknames to the one I’m dating. And I don’t want him to give me nicknames as well. Well, fiance tried giving me a nickname once when we’re talking on iMessage and it was “monkey” (no, NOT kidding) — represented by an Emoji emoticon. WHAT THE …..? I CAN’T EVEN. But, I honestly don’t mind. For me, I find it the sweetest when he says my name. My actual name — which he does.
- Couples’ T-Shirt. You know, that pair where the guy wears one that says,”Soul” and the girl wears one that says,”Mate”? I know that it’s so supposed to be cute or whatever, but …………..
And don’t get me wrong, I’m fine with cuteness, romanticism and stuff, but …….. that …… kind ….. I ……. just ……. oh, headaches! - Couples that celebrates every freakin’ fuckin’ anniversary. Like,”Happy 1 month anniversary, babyyy~~” or “Happy 2 weeks anniversary, sweetie pie”. TWO WEEKS ANNIVERSARY?! WHAT THE ……..? Mind you, my parents we’re suppose to be celebrating their 50 years of marriage this year. FIFTY fucking YEARS and I’ve never seen them celebrate. Well, my dad wanted to celebrate their 50th, but he passed away last year. Even if they did, that’s the kind of struggle worth celebrating; 50 years of togetherness in a marriage with all its problems and shit. TWO WEEKS?! Bitch, please.
- Letting the girl does all the work - to support both (or even more) financially - while they guy does ………………… NOTHING. Not because he’s unable; sick, handicapped or something like that, but simply because he’s not giving a single fuck about it, including about even trying. I’m all for emancipation, girl power or whatever terms you’d like to use but if you, as a man, isn’t even trying then …… what the hell are you doing with yourself? You don’t find it embarrassing when you see your woman, busting her ass off while you just sit around and do nothing? Dude? SRSLY?
- Overdosed PDA (Public Display of Affection). It’s not that you can’t do that at all, it’s just — don’t do it up to the level where people just feel like, either, throwing up or putting a bullet through their head. And, in case you didn’t know this but if you do that and you broke up in the future, there are a lot of people that will be laughing at you. Me included. Because we’re mean like that. And simply because, there are some things that you should just keep between yourselves or do when you’re in a room together. Unless you’re one of those exhibitionist kinda dude.
Those are just personal opinions. Love me or hate me for it, I don’t care. It’s just, there are things that I can accept - or at least, try to accept - there are ones that I just can’t ….. unless your paying me with a Porsche, Lamborghini AND tickets to watch music concerts anywhere in the world for the rest of my life.
Not judging. Just a little bit too much for my taste.
Meh.
Maybe I’m just weird.
Nevermind.
