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ROFLMAOBITCH!

Karena prinsip saya adalah “save the best for last” - makanya selalu makan kulit ayam KFC belakangan xD - maka pertanyaan dari anon #1 akan dijawab belakangan. Sabar ya, cyiiin …

Anon #2:

Thank you for reading. Itu sebenernya postingan (pendapat) pribadi aja. Nggak ngarepin juga orang-orang ada yang setuju/nggak. Tapi, alhamdulillah ya … ternyata cukup banyak yang setuju. XD

Anon #3:

I am a bitch and I say what I do know. Which means, I hold full responsibility of every single word I say/write. It’s not just some stuff I throw out there and then just leave it there. I don’t expect people to agree with everything I say, and I demand the same thing from others. Are we clear?

Anon #4:

Hello! :)
Iya … suka nonton. Dulu cita-citanya pengen masuk sinematografi tapi si mama gak setuju. #LOH #KOKCURHAT? XD
Underrated actors ya … Hmmm … Yang kebetulan langsung muncul di otak (tanpa harus nge-gugel, karena aku lebih gampang nginget wajah daripada nama) sih:
Giovanni Ribisi, Sean Hayes from Will&Grace, Hank Azaria, Steve Buscemi, Paul Giamatti, David Morse. Ada beberapa lagi sih sebenernya, tapi untuk saat ini, belum kepikiran. XD

As for movies, umm … My all time favorites sih biasanya yang banyak orang ga suka/ga tau. Little Manhattan, Closer, Donnie Darko, Memento, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Turtles Can Fly. Atau yang udah agak lama (jaman sebelum semua film berlomba-lomba untuk dibikin dalam versi 3D -___-): Cocktail, The Three Musketeers (versi Chris O’Donnell yaa … bukan yang baru ini), What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Marvin’s Room, Kramer vs Kramer, Cool Hand Luke (ini film taun 1967, tapi kalo mau donlot, di piratebay ada kok. hehehehehe…), Riding in Cars With Boys, Dead Poet Society, Primal Fear, aduh .. banyak lagiiii … 
But I hope the ones I mentioned will be enough for now ya. :)

And nooooow, Anon #1:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Iya, saya juga dulu suka nge-galau kok. Tapi nggak setiap jam dalam setiap hari. :)
Dan biasanya saya milih waktu dimana kebanyakan orang udah pada tidur jadi gak ngebuat mereka eneg. Kalau udah galau maksimal (seperti kata Aurel Hermansyah), saya lebih milih nge-blog aja daripada ngerusuhin TL orang laen. Biasanya penyebab saya galau adalah karena saya kangen sama tunangan saya yang sekarang. Karena dulu kita sempet putus komunikasi selama 2 tahun. Udah baca dong ceritanya? Bhihihihik… 

And, really? Is that your best game? To bring him up? Anonymously? LOLOLOLOL!
Kamu pasti salah satu cewe-cewe yang dibaek-baekin di Twitter, digombal-gombalin di messenger, dikasih harapan, tapi ujung-ujungnya ditinggalin gitu aja ya? HAHAHAHA. 
He told me about you. ALL of you.
XD 

Iya, dulu saya emang pernah deket ama cowo (yang kebetulan orang) Perancis. Saya nggak ngerasa perlu untuk menjatuhkan seseorang untuk ngebuat saya keliatan lebih hebat atau apalah. Tapi kalau kamu mikir dia nolak saya, itu SALAH BESAR.

I chose to cut him out of my life. Why? Because I don’t need more crap in my life. I have enough drama to deal with so I don’t need more from him. Dan ketika saya memutuskan untuk ngelakuin itu, tunangan saya “balik” lagi ke saya. Jelas aja saya milih yang emang jauh lebih baik dari dia. So, logically speaking, I chose the best. Tapi, kalau pun pada waktu itu tunangan saya gak “balik”, I’d still rather be alone than be with him. Hell, I’d rather be with a tree than with him. Being the picky bitch that I am, I don’t settle for anything less than awesome. Therefore, the MAN that I’m with right now - and will marry in less than three months - is the awesome one. 

Tapiiiii …
kalau kamu tetap mau percaya kalo saya ditolak, ya terserah juga sih. HAHAHA. Ga ada urusannya ama saya. I’m too happy right now to worry about shit that happened in the past. And if you think bringing this up can make me feel down or whatever, it’s not working, sugar. You want to make me feel regret? Ain’t gonna work. I don’t regret making all of those mistakes ini my life (not just him) because those mistakes - as shitty as they were - are the ones that brought me here, getting ready to marry the man I love. I’m sorry if YOUR life is still as fuckin’ miserable as it was.

NOT. 

So, and I say this nicely, fuck you and your pathetic efforts. 
Enjoy your sad life, darling.

:) 

Coba dibaca lagi. Bagian mananya saya nge-judge?  Saya kan CUMA bilang, kalo udah setuju untuk ngejalanin hubungan jarak jauh, ya HARUSNYA udah sadar konsekuensinya apa aja; jarang ketemu, ga bisa ndusel-ndusel manja, ga bisa pegang-pegangan tangan atau juga pegang yang lainnya, ga bisa kayak pasangan yang tinggalnya satu kota atau satu komplek. Jadi aneh kalo akhirnya malah banyak banget ngeluh. Bukannya harusnya dari awal udah sadar kalo hubungannya ga bakal mudah? Emang saya ada nulis “Sebab terlarang bagi pasangan untuk saling merindukan”? Gak ada kaaaaan?
Maksudnya gini loh, kangen sekali-kali boleh lah. Wajar, namanya juga manusia. Tapi kalo karena kangen itu trus jadi justifikasi untuk menggalau 24 jam dalam sehari 7 hari dalam seminggu, ya kan gak lucu juga, mas/mbak. Kalo emang kangen banget, ya telfon lah, Skype lah, apa kek … udah pada gede ini. Jangan whining disana-sini. Begitu lah kira - kira … 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*suguhin minuman*

Diminum dulu, Mbak .. aer batre-nya.

Okay. From your (anonymous) message I’m gonna guess that you’re a girl. So, here’s what I have to say to you, guuurl … I’m getting really - I mean REALLY - fuckin’ sick of girls who keeps “blaming” feelings for stuff like this. 

“You can’t stop your feelings”…
“You can’t control love”…

YADDA YADDA YADDA BLAH.

Yes, I’m aware of those things but that doesn’t make the wrong right. 
Women should realize that aside from the “holy” feelings they tend to use an excuse, y’all are born with a brain. To … what now? To THINK! That’s right. So why not use it? I know being in love is all about feelings, but you’re still allowed to rationalize things, y’know?

Girl meets a boy, girl likes boy, girl found out boy is taken, GIRL SHOULD START RATIONALIZING!

It’s not impossible to rationalize things when you’re in love, most of the time you just DON’T want to.

And don’t say “kalau belum pernah ngerasain” because, news flash, I’ve been there too. And it didn’t make me feel good. It made me feel pathetic. You know why? Because I deserved better. Because if the guy really likes you, you won’t have to steal him. He’s going to choose YOU. If he really likes you, he’s not going to make you feel like you’re only good enough to be the third person. If he really likes you and knows you’re worth it, he’s going to choose you without even given the options. You know what I’m saying?

In one simple sentence, give yourself some fuckin’ respect. Because if you can’t give yourself that, don’t expect others to give you any.

Ya tapiiiiiii kalo tetep mau ngejalanin hubungan kayak gitu sih, terserah ya. Hidup lo juga sih. Yang saya gak suka adalah ketika orang-orang seperti itu merasa dirinya lebih baik dari yang lain, padahal …. come on, who are we kidding here, AMIRITE?!

Jadi kalau kalian (yes, I can guess who you are and the people you hang out with) merasa boleh ngatain orang lain, harap terima kalau dikatain (balik) ama orang lain. 
:)
:)
:)

Nambah lagi, Mbak … aer batre-nya?

… some people are making a big deal out of Long Distance Relationship (LDR); either on social media such as Twitter, etc or in real life. 

And when I say “making a big deal” I mean, they just can’t fucking stop whining about it. Maybe because they’re in one at the  moment or because they just failed one. Or two. Or three. Or ten, I dunno.

I, myself - if you haven’t noticed - is in this LDR thing too at the moment. And it’s not easy, I tell you. But then again, a good, solid and committed relationship is never easy. It takes a lot, from both sides, to make it work. Being far from each other makes it even more difficult. So, yeah. It’s not a fucking walk in the park.

I admit, that there are times where I wish I could be with my fiance. But not because I don’t want to be alone on a Saturday night (unlike some most people, I find being alone on a Saturday night NOT pathetic. It’s OKAY to not be with your girl/boy friend on a Saturday night. Unless, well, you’re a freakin’ 12 year old). It’s usually because he’s ill and I just wanna take care of him. Or because he’s having such a lousy day, all I want is give him a hug. Or, because I’ve been overwhelmed with the whole wedding preparation lately, there are times where I just want him here.

If you agreed to be in a long distance relationship, I’m guessing you’ve thought about how difficult it might be. Consequences and shit. Right? If so, then why the fuck are you complaining all the freakin’ time? And by that, I mean 24/7. Like, what are you? The whiny version of 7-Eleven?

And the ones who enjoys talking crap about this type of relationship just bring others down (not that it’s working on me though), one question: WHY? 
I’m not the world’s most positive person, but I always try to not put negativity in to the minds of others.
It’s hard enough for them - for us - to make the relationship work due the distance, y’know? 
If you’ve had failed long distance relationships before, well … sucks for you. But please don’t think - or even worse, to wish - the same thing for others. It’s just … pathetic.

Calling people who are willing to be in a long distance relationship stupid? 
Well, at least we don’t spend our time trying to steal other people’s boyfriend and then play the sad, omg-I-wanna-kill-myself, victim card/role because YOU feel like YOU are not getting the attention you want.
Or, create stories about being pregnant just so he would leave his girlfriend for you (go easy on your daily dosage of Sinetron, Ma’am).

And you’re calling US stupid?
For actually trying to keep a relationship that is ours?
Fo’ real?! 

BITCH, PLEASE.

Now go swim with that group of Piranhas. 

… that when we’re younger, we would always try our best to fit it. Usually, we’d want to be able to play for the “popular team”. I was one of those people; the one trying not the one playing. I didn’t have lots of friends during my entire school years. Pretty much the same when I was in college. I’ve been called names when I was in Elementary school and again when I was in High School. Difference is, when I was in Elementary school, they made me cry. In High School? I punch them in the face. No joke. 
Earlier, out of nowhere, I saw the name of the last person who called me names on my Facebook feed (she left a comment on a friend’s photo). The one who called me fat and that’s probably the reason why I was still single; because no guy wants a fat girl. Or so her tiny, rotten little brain thought. Everything she said about me - behind my back of course (because bitches like her usually just talk the talk - didn’t even have the guts to see me when I told her I wanna talk to her face to face. PSSSH!) - came rushing back. But now, I’m able to smile about it. Why? Because I realized that people like that shouldn’t upset you, they should make you feel thankful for your life. Because you’re much better than her and others alike. Because I am much better than her. I’ve always been better. 
And I am happy now. As for her? Well … let’s just say I’m the one that is having the last laugh in the this little play. 

So, bitch, you can kiss my happy ass now.

:)